Well I'm here to rebut all of her stupid posts....
1) I get to do anything I want... My friend wants to drive to Sheffield to spy on her ex at 11pm at night on a Sunday, hell yeah I'm going along... No one to judge and no one to say but you'll wake me when you get back....
2) Apparently massages are great because they do your "butt", as opposed to a stranger.... Please, like I don't have enough guys trying to get near my arse... Touch my boobs and I'm happy. Get the tension out of my back and I'll gladly hand over my £50! Just don't touch my bum!
3) Boys!!! Lots and lots of boys!!! Need I go on? Ok? I've always been be girl that's sat at home twiddling her thumbs waiting for the guy to text me back.... Now I'm too busy to time my replies or even care if one doesn't reply. None have got my heart or feelings but lots have my attentions! And that's good for now :)
4) Not having to deal with the "in law parental family" bollocks.... Buying Christmas presents for his aunties cousins dog's pet kitten! Phew missed that one this year and LOVED it!
5) Sleeping in - no one judging you for sleeping past 2pm.... 3pm... Hell I got up at 5pm yesterday!! No judgement!!
6) Spending all my money on ME!! I'll admit it, this month I spent £272 exactly on make up and I don't even feel bad. If I had a significant other I'd feel compelled to spend the same if not more on him and I'd feel guilty for spending that on myself.
7) Binge nights!!! Again no judgements!!! Friday, Saturday and Sunday's spent binge watching crap tv shows and only having netflix judge me with its stupid "are you still watching" of course I bloody am!!!! And no I haven't left the couch all day and no I don't have a bra on!!! You're not the boss of me!!
8) The excitement and the nerves of a first date!!!
9) No cooking, unless I want to... And I don't, so piss off!
10) Being my own person and not moulding into what someone wants me to be!
I'm sure all the above things will diminish when I meet the one but right now I'm happy being just one person, and living free and without judgement! 😊😱😁❤️
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